reality TV
The X Factor: The Final, ITV1Sunday, 11 December 2011Well, there we go. Another series of The X Factor about to splutter and crunch to a halt. Seventeen-year-old shouter Amelia Lily has been voted out despite actually turning in the finest performances of the night, leaving delightfully rough-round-... Read more... |
CD: Rebecca Ferguson - HeavenWednesday, 07 December 2011At last, seasonal talent-show spin-offs are showing signs of real talent. Hot on the heels of the appealing, if insubstantial, Olly Murs album, comes Rebecca Ferguson’s debut. And, if Murs’ release wasn’t too bad, people are saying that Ferguson’s... Read more... |
CD: Olly Murs – In Case You Didn't KnowSaturday, 26 November 2011It is probably just wishful thinking from the haters that The X Factor is going into meltdown. Pop might be the sound of a bubble bursting, but the Class of Cowell is still having hits. Olly Murs is currently in a chart battle with Rihanna for the... Read more... |
CD: Susan Boyle - Someone to Watch Over MeWednesday, 02 November 2011The biggest surprise with Someone to Watch Over Me might be that SuBo has actually made it to three albums. Last year’s release brought relief that the Simon Cowell machine hadn’t broken her. But with this new one Boyle actually seems to be forging... Read more... |
Cinema Verite, Sky AtlanticWednesday, 28 September 2011The 1973 series An American Family is often referred to as television's first reality show, though comparing it to Big Brother or the Kardashians would be like slotting Ingmar Bergman alongside the CBeebies. Its 12 episodes were boiled down from 300... Read more... |
Educating Essex, Channel 4Friday, 23 September 2011Education, education, education. Have we ever worried so much about how, and what, and why, and where our children are being taught? We’re so desperate, it seems, for some guidance on the matter that we barely raise an eyebrow about turning their... Read more... |
The Great British Bake Off, BBC TwoWednesday, 21 September 2011Baking and competition are two of my favourite things, thus when BBC Two unveiled The Great British Bake Off last year, it seemed my gluttonous, pugnacious prayers had been fulfilled. Amateurs had every possible skill challenged by the good-cop... Read more... |
Little England, ITV1Monday, 12 September 2011Why did I dislike this programme so much? At first I put it down to the stinker of a hangover I found myself watching it through. Perhaps it was the thought that my hangover would have been easier to bear under a yolk-yellow Dordogne sun than under... Read more... |
theartsdesk MOT: Dreamboats and Petticoats, Playhouse TheatreMonday, 22 August 2011It's one of the distinctions of the London theatre to be at once highbrow and middle-of-the-road, to offer up esoterica from Ibsen and Schiller while allowing audiences elsewhere the chance to rock out to the beloved pop icons of their choice. And... Read more... |
Opinion: Is The X Factor back for good?Saturday, 20 August 2011And so it begins again. Earlier this summer I attended what has become a regular British ritual, exactly like Wimbledon and Henley, the Chelsea Flower Show and Ascot, with only one or two small discrepancies. The forecourt in front of the O2 heaved... Read more... |
Celebrity Big Brother, Channel 5Friday, 19 August 2011There were rumours – on Twitter, naturally – that Charlie Sheen was going into the House. But, alas, these were unfounded, and he didn’t. Maybe even Sheen has to draw the line somewhere. Instead, only four people I’d heard of actually went ahead and... Read more... |
Geordie Finishing School for Girls, BBC ThreeTuesday, 02 August 2011If you're reading this review, you'll probably be expecting a sarky analysis. It invites that - wow, posh girls with unpronounceable names have to work in a Newcastle chippy! - but the programme, which sent four Home Counties fillies up North to... Read more... |