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The Apprentice Series 7, BBC One/ You're Fired, BBC Two
The Apprentice Series 7, BBC One/ You're Fired, BBC Two
Raise a glass to the return of Lord Sugar's reality show
Tuesday, 10 May 2011
Lord Sugar with his 'eyes and ears' Karren Brady and Nick Hewer
Oh joy upon joys, as The Apprentice returns. Those of you who watch while playing a drinking game in which you imbibe every time a cliché or preposterous, bombastic or ridiculously inflated statement is uttered will have to check in your livers again sometime soon, but I’m delighted to say that this new series allows another permutation of the game - have a glug every time you can spot the person who has watched every second of the previous six series but Hasn’t Learnt a Damned Thing.
Oh joy upon joys, as The Apprentice returns. Those of you who watch while playing a drinking game in which you imbibe every time a cliché or preposterous, bombastic or ridiculously inflated statement is uttered will have to check in your livers again sometime soon, but I’m delighted to say that this new series allows another permutation of the game - have a glug every time you can spot the person who has watched every second of the previous six series but Hasn’t Learnt a Damned Thing.
‘Melody didn’t say what they taught her, but I’m guessing they tutored her in bullshit, balls and utter bollocks
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